Very Important Notice!!!


My birthday is coming up and I am publishing a wish list...
You can buy me or do what ever you like in the list.. its left to you
My wish list :
  1. pay off my credit card bill
  2. M40-A3 sniper rifle
  3. Be a target for practice
  4. Pick me as a blind date(make sure its blind otherwise you will regret it the rest of your life. If its blind you don't know whom you are dating till the end. Brilliant right!!) and give me a SURPRISE!!! * Conditions Apply
  5. Make me pay for all the pain I have caused you by sending me to Switzerland and freezing me to death. Come on I have done so much to you and I am giving you a brilliant idea.
  6. Visit my blog everyday, even though it sucks big time!!!
* Offer valid only for girls.

Those who can't do any of these can attend the Bday Party I am throwing. You can come there with the mentality of an imbecile and eat what ever I buy you with out having the slightest feeling about what a disgusting friend ditcher (Dosth, dosth naaa rahaaaa...) you have been. Don't you worry when you see my big round eyes , about to cry or when you see me looking at your empty hands and smiling with a tinge of sadness on my face when you come to MY PARTY!!!!

Common man, just kidding but you can be there for the target practice at least can't you, friennnnd..... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

Comments

  1. Jobin ThomasTuesday, November 13, 2007 11:17:00 pm

    some soul searchin huh.. i knw that u are all the mean things that you urself have written in the blog.. bt u knw wat.. no matter wat i wont give u any gifts. (like sendin u away to switzerland.) i like u man.. u have been my roomie for 5+yrs now. i cant do that to u. [;)] so chill and yes i want a party wen im back.. :D

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  2. Pradeep KaltariTuesday, November 13, 2007 11:22:00 pm

    Rahul,
    I will pay your credit card bill - gimme your credit card number (which you have never used and you never intend to use).

    Just wanted to remind you abt FREULER's theorem:
    "The size of your b'day gift is directly proportional to the place where you give the treat"

    P.S: I dont know who FREULER is:)

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  3. Bharath R SWednesday, November 14, 2007 10:46:00 am

    dude I will present u with M40 Sniper! I have it!!! its in mint condition!!! and I am ready to be ur target!!

    But the sniper has a great ability!! If u have bad intention and fire it on some one then it boomerangs back to the person who fired it!!

    So if thou ready I am ready!!! btw it can only happen depending upon the kind of treat u give!!!

    *Condition Apply

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  4. Rahul NairWednesday, November 14, 2007 11:34:00 am

    @jobsy: ok!! you can take me to US thenn...

    @pradeep: k the place is a football stadium... now i want a present

    @bharath :you keep the sniper... I know u can arrange a blind date for me...

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  5. UnknownFriday, November 16, 2007 5:03:00 am

    grrr, how dare u even thnk of givin a treat wen i am not there? Plllllllllllzzzz da, include me also in the treat na :D

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  6. AnonymousFriday, November 23, 2007 6:06:00 am

    oh, wish i had read this blog entry before i attend ur bday party..atleast i wuld have given u a flower from mindtree garden ...

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  7. Rahul NairSaturday, November 24, 2007 12:45:00 pm

    @jason : nadathiyeda nadathi... ini nee varumbol enicku treat thannal mathi

    @eli: oru poovu kondu njan enthu cheyana.. ennalum athenkilum kittumallo... tharaamayirunnu

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