Breaking The Myth

It has come to my attention that people's opinion of software engineers  is changing. This is a recent phenomena, instigated by the rumours spread by rival professions. I believe these rumours have their origination from secret mendicant organizations, who feel that we are taking away their rightful place in society. These rumours are going on a small trip now. To the outside of outer space [War cry]..

#1 We lack creativity

However,
You and I will meet again

When we're least expecting it

One day in some far off place

I will recognize your face

I won't say goodbye my friend

For you and I will meet again

Till I meet you again,

I'll miss you all very much *

*[All  credits to the author. Please mail me if you want your name to be mentioned.]

I have  some more sharayis and haikus. And these are from the small collection of goodbye emails i have till now. I am planning to make a book out of them. 

Whos not creative, eh?

#2 We are not in shape

I would like to confirm the fact that round and sphere are also in fact shapes.  You're welcome. [Wikilink included for non believers.]

#3 Our Wedding market is crashing

Even I got engaged. No need to fear comrades.

#4 We speak geek language
While it is true that in the face of ignorance we blurt out semi memorized computer and management jargons which we are sure the other person wouldn't understand, this reaction is strictly professional. We are down to earth in personal life. We speak the best indianized english  and we don't talk computers outside work. The only terms related to computers we speak after work are facebook, twitter and porn.

#5 We are awesome

This is not a myth. Obviously we are awesome.

Lal Salaam,

A Comrade.